Nigeria scores free nookie

Posted On By Todd F. Cole

Nothing motivates a team more!

Proving that nothing motivates a national team more than an offer of seven days of free sex, Nigeria has ended a 19-year Africa Cup of Nations title drought with a 1-0 victory over Burkina Faso in the final, thanks to a late first-half goal from Sunday Mba at Soccer City in Soweto, South Africa, on February 10.

The West Africans were very much hoping for a win, especially as they’d been promised a shower of gifts, a ticker-tape parade – and a week of shagging on the house by the organisation representing the nation’s sex workers. ”If the Super Eagles win the trophy we would like to congratulate them and show our support for the team by declaring one week of free sex,” the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes’ Jessica Ervis had said.

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